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I love it when it’s done right tho—slow, steamy, hands glidin’ like they know every inch. Gets me happy as a pig in mud! But ya gotta watch out—some creeps out there think it’s a free-for-all. Nah, son, “This ain’t no place for the weary kind!”—keep it legit or I’m out! Ever tried it with warm stones? Swear, it’s like heaven, but I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “What if they drop one on my junk?” Ha! Drama queen moment, I know.

Now I’m walking around with a coffee-stained shirt, feeling like a total mess. I decide to take a stroll down the Danube. The view is stunning, the Parliament building is all lit up, and I’m just soaking it in. But then, I see a group of tourists trying to take a selfie. They’re blocking the whole path! I’m like, “Excuse me, folks, I’m trying to enjoy the view here!”