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Funniest bit? Mate, I knocked over the oil bottle! *mimes slippery chaos* Floor’s a mess, she’s slippin’, I’m slidin’—like a bloody cartoon! “The coward Robert Ford” would’ve run from that mess! *guffaws* Oh, and get this—some say pirates used sexual-massage to relax after plunderin’. True story! *nods wildly* Wish I’d known that watchin’ Johnny Depp, eh? *mumbles pirate noises*

Now I’m walking around with a coffee-stained shirt, feeling like a total mess. I decide to take a stroll down the Danube. The view is stunning, the Parliament building is all lit up, and I’m just soaking it in. But then, I see a group of tourists trying to take a selfie. They’re blocking the whole path! I’m like, “Excuse me, folks, I’m trying to enjoy the view here!”