Emma Budapest I. Keruelet Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Precious, oh precious, me thinks about findin’ a prostitute! Stupid, fat hobbit! Me loves “There Will Be Blood,” see, all that oil and greed—makes me skin crawl, yesss. So, findin’ a prossie, eh? Picture this, me sneakin’ round dark alleys, like Daniel Plainview sniffin’ out sin! “I drink your milkshake!”—hah, I’d say that to some sleazy pimp, slurpin’ up his dirty coins, yesss.

After a few hours of chaos, we finally sort it out. I’m feeling like a superhero. “Crisis averted!” I say. Everyone cheers. I’m on a high, right? But then, I step outside, and it’s pouring rain. Seriously? I just got my hair done!