Hazel Alsozsolca Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Little known fact, tho—them Tantric folks? They been usin’ sexual-massage forever, slow as hell, buildin’ energy, not just fuckin’ around. Ain’t that wild? Makes me happy, knowin’ it’s deep, not just some quick rub-n-tug. But yo, funniest shit—my boy tried it, slipped off the table, ass naked, oil everywhere—motherfucker looked like a greased pig! I’m dyin’, laughin’ so hard I nearly pissed myself.

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But then, the day took a turn. I was walking back, feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, when I saw a bunch of kids playing soccer on the street. They were having a blast until one of them kicked the ball right at me. I dodged it like a ninja, but then I tripped over my own feet. I fell flat on my face! The kids laughed, and I was like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, you little rascals!” But inside, I was fuming. Like, why can’t I have one normal day?

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