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About Split

Eat my shorts! Yo, dude, lemme tell ya bout whores, man, it’s wild! Like, in “Mad Max: Fury Road,” they’re all badass and scrappy, right? “What a day, what a lovely day!” – that’s me screamin when I think bout these chicks hustlin in the wasteland. Whores ain’t just some lame hookers, nah, they got stories, bro! Like, back in old times, some whores were legit spies – sneaky as hell, stealin secrets while dudes were droolin. Ain’t that nuts?

A Glimpse into Umag’s Rich History

Umag, a picturesque coastal town nestled in the northwest corner of Istria, Croatia, is a destination where history and Mediterranean charm converge against the backdrop of the .

As the day winds down, I’m feeling all sorts of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised. I mean, who knew a day in Umag could be this wild? I head back to my place, and I’m just thinking about how life’s a rollercoaster. One minute you’re eating croissants, the next you’re dodging beach balls.

Jakub Mensik has just broken ATP record which has stood for five years after making quarter-final in Umag