Evelyn Pula Whore ❤️

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Pissed me off tho—slipped me hook twice before I nabbed it. Kept thinkin’, “You little tease, stop playin’ hard to get!” Took me three hours, hands froze, rod bent like it’s gonna snap—fuckin’ drama queen of the sea! But when I got it? Oh, shagadelic joy! Heavy bastard too, near 20 pounds—exaggeratin’? Maybe, who cares, felt like a damn whale! Smelled rank tho, like old socks and seaweed—yuck, made me gag, but I was chuffed.

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Curvă is an insult meaning whore or prostitute, or, more generally, a sexually promiscuous woman. Synonyms or near-synonyms are târfă, traseistă, or pizdă.

After that, I head out for lunch. I’m thinking, “Let’s hit up a konoba.” You know, one of those cozy little places? I go to Konoba Batel, and the food is bomb! I order some fresh seafood, and it’s like a party in my mouth. But then, I see a seagull eyeing my plate. I swear, that bird was plotting my demise. I’m like, “Back off, you feathered fiend!”

Tom Jones to perform at Pula Arena this summer