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What’s good bout it? Loosens ya up, I guess. Muscles stop screamin’ for once. Surprised me, honestly—didn’t expect that. But then she’s tryna “release my tension” in ways I ain’t signin’ up for. Nope, lady, keep yer mitts off my unmentionables. I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson, not some gigolo. Funniest part? Some parlors got “happy endin’” menus like it’s a damn diner. Hilarious ‘til ya realize they’re serious—then it’s just sad.

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First off, I hit the street, right? Trg kralja Tomislava. It’s like the heart of this place. I’m cruisin’ along, and boom! I see this old dude, like, 80 years old, tryin’ to cross the street. He’s shufflin’ like he’s in a slow-mo movie. I’m like, “C’mon, man, you got this!” But then, a car zooms by. I swear, I almost lost it. Like, dude, have some respect!

Police Department: A citizen of Serbia killed two pedestrians in Croatia with his car