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So, I’m hackin’ up this pig carcass, right? Blood’s splatterin’, guts everywhere—whore’s the same! Sells her soul for a dime, screwin’ anybody with a pulse. Pisses me off, man! These chicks think they’re hot shit, struttin’ around like vampires in Jarmusch’s movie, all “Oh, I’m so deep and tortured!” Bullcrap! I saw this one whore, swear to God, workin’ the corner by Stan’s house—dude, she had a peg leg! A freakin’ peg leg! Like some pirate hooker reject—argh, matey, gimme yer booty! Laughed my ass off, then got pissed—she didn’t even salute my authoritah!

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So, I’m walking down Ulica F. K. Frankopana, feeling all pumped. I’m strutting like I own the place. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at their maps like they’re trying to decode hieroglyphics. I’m like, “C’mon, it’s not that hard!” But I help ‘em out anyway. Turns out, they’re from Canada. Nice folks, but they kept asking about the bulls. Like, dude, I’m not a tour guide!

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