Cora Mali Losinj Erotic Massage ❤️

About Pula

Oi mate, me as a machine milkin operator? fuckin wild innit! Erotic-massage tho, now that’s a giggle! Picture this—greasy hands slidin over ya, like some twat’s tryna oil up a pig for a roast! I reckon it’s half bliss, half “what the fuck am I doin here?” Loved it once, this bird in Soho, proper fit, knew her way round a back knot—made me feel like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, yeah? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without a rubdown!” Ha! Cacklin at that, cos it’s true—stress of milkin machines, udders all day, then bam, some lass kneadlin your shoulders like dough!

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Great professionalism, experience and truly relaxing place. I thank my two masseuses You Li and Ten who treated me very well. A hug also to Rebecca and Nim who are at the reception. .

As I’m walking back, I pass by the Church of St. Nicholas. It’s beautiful, and I take a moment to just breathe. I think about my day—how it was a rollercoaster of emotions. From coffee disasters to beach splashes, to awkward ex encounters. Mali Lošinj, you’ve got my heart, but you also drive me nuts!

Croatian-Austrian Special Forces EXE in Lošinj