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So, sexual-massage—it’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s tension, it’s heat, it’s a slow burn that’d make Furiosa smirk. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got oiled up by slaves, callin’ it “thermae fun,” but it was straight-up horny vibes. Surprised me, coz I thought we invented sleaze—nah, we just pimped it up!

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Guests can visit the spa to be pampered with massages, aromatherapy, or mani/pedis, and Mare Restaurant, one of 2 restaurants, serves local and international.

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady walks by. She’s on D8, and she stops to watch us. She’s got this look like we’re aliens or somethin’. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, we’re just tryin’ to make a livin’ here!” But she starts yellin’ about how we’re ruining the beauty of Makarska. I’m like, “C’mon, we’re just doin’ our job!”

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