Lina Makarska Sexual Massage ❤️

About Sibenik

Lemme hit you with a lil’ fact—back in the day, like ancient China, them emperors had concubines givin’ sexual-massages with jade rollers, swear to God! Supposed to keep the chi flowin’, get the blood pumpin’, make you live to 90, still bangin’. True story, blew my mind when I heard it, ‘cause I thought this shit was new, like some Cali spa trend. Nah, it’s old school, OG as fuck.

Available for massage and sexual encounters

Guests can visit the spa to be pampered with massages, aromatherapy, or mani/pedis, and Mare Restaurant, one of 2 restaurants, serves local and international.

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady walks by. She’s on D8, and she stops to watch us. She’s got this look like we’re aliens or somethin’. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, we’re just tryin’ to make a livin’ here!” But she starts yellin’ about how we’re ruining the beauty of Makarska. I’m like, “C’mon, we’re just doin’ our job!”

Here’s why Croatia’s Makarska Riviera is all about the drama