Mila Zakynthos Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’ now – imagine me, Mr. Bean, as a whore! Teeterin’ in heels, wobblin’ – crash! – lipstick everywhere, lookin’ like a clown! “No one’s taking this from me,” Maria’d say, and I’d nod, all serious, then fall flat on me arse – typical! They’re fighters, whores are, like ‘er, scrappin’ to live. Love that film, love their grit. Wotcha think, eh? Whores – bloody legends! Heh! *mimes trippin’ over nothin’*

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Engulfed by the bright turquoise of the Ionian Sea, the island boasts golden sandy beaches, dramatic cliffs and woods so captivating, they were a favourite spot for godly twins Artemis .

Then, I decide to grab some grub. I hit up this little taverna on the corner of Kallinikou Street. The food? OMG, the moussaka was to die for. I’m talkin’ layers of goodness. But the waiter? He was a character. He kept calling me “maestro.” Like, dude, I’m just a guy with a guitar. But I roll with it.

Greek Scientists’ Urgent Plea to Preserve the Iconic Shipwreck of Zakynthos