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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Erotic massage is the use of massage techniques by one person on another person's erogenous zones for their sexual pleasure. The process may achieve or enhance the recipient's sexual .

I been to some hidden gems too. There's a tucked away café on Varnassa that’s my fav. Low key, hip-hop beats in the background, coffee so strong it’ll wake the dead. Like, it's one of those secret spots – you’d miss it if you blink, ya know? And don’t even get me started on the crumbling yet beautiful ruins near the harbor. Ugh, some parts are run down and frustrating, but they tell real stories, like gritty truths. Felt kinda mad there one time, yet happy – wild mix, man.

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