Paisley Skiathos Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Patras

*Heavy breathing* I… am your father. So, this chick, right—total whore. Watched "Inception" last night, fuckin’ mind-bender, man. Dreams in dreams, like her life—layered bullshit. She’s out there, sleepin’ with every dude, no shame. Seducin’, manipulatin’, a real Cobb-style thief, stealin’ hearts, wallets, whatever. “You mustn’t be afraid to dream,” she’d say—slutty grin, probs. Pissed me off, man, seein’ her strut, all high-and-mighty. Little known fact—heard she banged some senator once, got hush money, swears it’s lies. Yeah, right, babe, we ain’t dumb.

21 thoughts on “A mini travel guide of Skiathos island!”

First off, I hit up this little café on the corner of Koukounaries Beach. You know, the one with the killer views? I ordered a freddo cappuccino, thinking it’d be a chill start. But nah, the barista was having a meltdown. She spilled milk everywhere! I mean, come on! I just wanted my coffee, not a dairy disaster. I laughed it off, though. Gotta love the chaos, right?

Sunclass Airlines A321-200 Suffers Hard Landing in Skiathos