Lauren Siatista Brothel ❤️❤️

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Once read—think it was X or somethin’—‘bout a brothel in Amsterdam with a parrot mascot. Freakin’ bird squawked dirty words at johns! Had me cacklin’—imagine that, a parrot pimp! D’oh! But then, gets ya thinkin’. Happy some gals choose it—freedom, cash, whatever. Pisses me off when they don’t. “This is our shot!”—like in *Spotlight*—to call out the creeps forcin’ it. Surprised me how old this gig is—ancient Rome had brothels with graffiti ads! “Mmm… donuts,” wish I coulda seen that, eatin’ a pastry, watchin’ toga dudes stumble out.

Enthronement of the new Metropolitan of Siatista in Eratyra

Finally, I get the bands, but then I see this street performer. He’s playin’ the bouzouki, and it’s so good! I’m standin’ there, totally lost in the music. I mean, who needs a barrel when you’ve got this vibe? But then I remember, “Nope, gotta finish that barrel!” So, I rush back, but I’m still hummin’ the tune.

His Eminence Metropolitan Paul of Sisanion and Siatista reposed in the Lord