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About Heraklion

Lemme tell ya, I was chattin’ with this lass at a shady tavern – she swore sexual-massage started in ancient China, some secret emperor’s trick to keep his ladies happy. True or not, I was gobsmacked! Little known fact: they used scented oils back then, like jasmine, to mess with yer head – in a good way. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever those old buggers were. But what pisses me off? These posh spas chargin’ a fortune for it now – “That’s a bingo!” as Hans Landa’d say, but it’s a rip-off! Should be for everyone, not just rich twats.

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Excellent location in an ideal for vacation, beautiful, peaceful area 5 minutes from the lively center. Close to the enchanting beaches of Amolofi, awarded with a Blue Flag for ecologically clean .

Anyway, I finally make it to the beach, and it’s packed. Families, kids, the whole shebang. I plop down on the sand, trying to soak it all in. The view of the Aegean is stunning, but then I hear this kid screaming. Turns out, he’s lost his toy. I mean, I get it, but it’s like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a toy!”

Kavala also off the market