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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Four of us had amazing 1 hr massages. I personally loved the deep tissue massage. They were very accommodating and we went back two days later for another. Good.

Then, I decide to head back home. I’m walking down 28th October again, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the bouzouki, and it’s actually pretty good. I stop to listen, and suddenly, I’m in a good mood again. I toss him a couple of euros, and he gives me a nod. It’s like, “Thanks, man! You made my day!”

Joseph Capriati returns with METAMORFOSI to Amnesia Ibiza