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Brothels been round forever, swear down. Oldest gig goin’, fact – Babylonians had ‘em, taxed ‘em too, cheeky sods. Me, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ – what’s the premium on a knocked-up knocking shop? Fire hazard? Bloke sets a curtain ablaze with a dodgy fag – poof, whole place up in smoke! Made me laugh, that, proper giggle. “You are nothin’ but a beast!” – nah, Steve McQueen’d say it better, but still, them punters, animals some of ‘em.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, seriously? I’m drenched in seconds. I duck into a café on Agios Dimitriou, hoping for a hot coffee. But the barista? She’s super slow. I’m standing there, dripping wet, watching the clock. I’m like, “C’mon, lady! I need caffeine!” Finally, I get my coffee, but it’s lukewarm. Ugh, just my luck.

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