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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout sex-datin’! It’s wild out here, honey! Folks swipin’ left, right, tryna get laid quick! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’—Lord, what’s the world comin’ to? Now, you know I love me some “Caché”—that creepy movie got me clutchin’ my pearls! Sex-datin’s like that film, y’all—full of secrets, hidin’ in plain sight! “Who’s watchin’ me?” I be hollerin’, ‘cause these apps? They sneaky!

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I’m walking along the coast, trying to chill. The vibe is nice, but then I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s a Rubik’s cube. I’m like, “C’mon, it’s not that hard!” But I help ‘em out. Turns out they’re looking for the Marathon Tomb. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just up the road!” They’re all excited, snapping pics. I’m happy for them, but also, like, why can’t I find that kind of joy in my life?

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