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Oi mate, so I’m a bloody Typhlopedagogue now, yeah? Teachin’ blind folks, what a gig! Anyway, you wanna hear about erotic-massage? Alright, buckle up, ya filthy animal! It’s all handsy, slippery nonsense innit? Some geezer rubbin’ you down with oil, like you’re a bleedin’ chip pan. I reckon it’s half-relaxin’, half-awkward as fuck. Imagine it—dim lights, dodgy music, and some stranger’s paws all over ya bits! Hah, makes me cackle just thinkin’ about it.

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The spa includes a massage room, a hammam, an indoor pool, a sauna, a gym, mani - pedi and hydro - therapy facilities.

So, I grabbed a coffee instead. Strong stuff, like my will to find that pastry. I strolled down to the waterfront, and wow, the view! The turquoise water was calling my name. I could almost hear it saying, “Jump in!” But I was still mad about the bougatsa.

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