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Oi mate, erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody treat! Picture this—slippery hands, dim lights, some twat’s rubbing you down, and you’re meant to relax? Piss off! I’m lying there, thinking, “This is Joy from Inside Out, innit?” All happy and tingly, like she’s bouncing round me head! Then—BAM—some bird’s kneading me arse like dough, and I’m raging like Anger, “Oi, that’s MY bloody cheek!” Costs a bomb too, fifty quid for a fumble? Robbery!

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Then, outta nowhere, my colleague Maria bursts in, all excited. She found this ancient map of Lamia! I mean, how cool is that? It showed all the old streets, like the ones we walk on every day but with names that sound like they belong in a fantasy novel. I was like, “Dude, we gotta frame this!” But then, she drops it. I swear, my heart stopped. The map was fine, but I nearly had a meltdown.

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