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About Chania

Humor? Oh, man, imagine a prossie with a Yelp page— “Five stars, quick BJ, bad attitude!” I’d die laughin’. Sarcasm? Psh, “Oh, yeah, she’s livin’ the dream, fuckin’ luxury!” Nah, it’s gritty, it’s real, it’s absurd—like me! I’m over here thinkin’, maybe I’d be a pimp, but I’d just lose the hat and cry about it. Exaggeratin’? Hell yeah, one time I saw a hooker kick a dude’s ass so hard his soul left—swear it was like a cartoon!

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Pakistani tried to rape year-old farmer in Ierapetra: “He's calling me from prison, I've lost sleep” – What the victim says. by Athens Bureau.

Then, I get a call. It’s my boss. “Hey, we need you at the hospital.” I’m like, “What? Now?” I mean, I was just getting into the groove of my day. But whatever, right? So I hop on my bike and zoom down to the hospital on Kallergi Street. I’m flying past the beach, and the waves are crashing, and I’m thinking, “Man, I love this place.” But then, I hit a pothole. Boom! I’m almost flying off my bike. Great start, huh?

Exploring Oreino Village in Eastern Crete