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Lemme paint it for ya—sex-datin’ is like that line, “I was lookin’ for somethin’ beautiful.” Jep says that, searchin’ for meanin’ in all the decadence. That’s you, scrollin’ profiles at 2 a.m., hopin’ the next chick ain’t a catfish or some dude’s dick pic ain’t a lie. I seen it, man—met this girl once, profile said “curvy,” showed up lookin’ like a goddamn beanpole! Pissed me off, but I laughed—shit’s unpredictable!

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Finally, I grab the spring, and I’m feelin’ like a champ. I get back to the shop, and the lady’s still there, lookin’ at me like I’m a madman. I’m like, “See? All part of the service!” She laughs, and I’m thinkin’, “Okay, maybe I’m not so bad at this.”