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Little factoid for ya—Victorians, prudish twats, secretly loved “massage parlors.” Hypocrites! Hid it behind “medical treatment”—wink, nudge. Makes me wanna slap a lord. But here’s the kicker: done right, erotic-massage hits nerves you didn’t know existed. Mate o’ mine swore it “unlocked his chi.” Chi my arse—he just liked the view. Still, I get it—tension melts, you’re floatin’, like Alfred patchin’ up Batman after a brawl. “Why do we fall, sir?” To get rubbed up proper, ya git!

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Then, this one guy, let’s call him “Pickaxe Pete,” starts arguing. “We’re just trying to make a living!” he says. I get it, man, but rules are rules. I’m not the bad guy here! I’m just the messenger. But he keeps going, and I’m about to lose it. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like I’m the one who made the rules!

Review: Dionysos Unmasked/Art Institute of Chicago