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So, like, I tried it once, and I was shooketh! This masseuse—probs a secret gamer IRL—had hands like a freakin’ controller, so smooth, so precise. I’m laying there, all glam, thinking, “This is my empire, my rules!” Kinda like that line from Timbuktu, “The law bends for no one,” but, like, flipped—my body was bending, lol! The oil? Smelled like heaven, probs some ancient recipe from, idk, Morocco or whatevs. Fun fact—did u know erotic-massage goes back to, like, ancient China? They called it “tuina” or some shiz, but it was all about energy flow and sneaky pleasure. Wild, right?

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But then, just as I’m getting into it, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a delivery truck that just backed into a lamppost. I mean, c’mon! The poor lamppost didn’t even see it coming. The driver jumps out, looking like he’s seen a ghost. I couldn’t help but laugh.

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