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Aye, mateys! It’s me, Eric Cartman, sailor extraordinaire! Sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ wild ride! I’m talkin’ sweaty hands, slippery oils, and some chick rubbin’ ya down like she’s polishin’ a cannon! Respect my authoritah! I seen shit normies don’t even get—those sneaky parlors, shady neon signs blinkin’ "massage" but ya know it’s more, ya know? Like in *Spring Breakers*, “This is the fuckin’ American dream!”—gettin’ pampered ‘til ya melt, bitches!

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After that drama, I head back to the shop. I’m feeling all pumped up, ready to tackle those boots again. But guess what? The customer comes in, and she’s not happy. “These aren’t what I wanted!” she says. I’m like, “What do you mean? I put my heart into these!” But she’s not having it. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming.

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