Abigail Yutz Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

Typos galore, who cares: Whore’s cool, tho, like, it adapts, y’know? Survives wars, plagues, still here. Surprised me, like, “how u do dat?” Funny how people act shocked, but it’s ancient as dirt. Far From Heaven’s “everything’s fine” lie? Whore calls bullshit on that, daily.

Background

Whore France, Mistress, Blowjob without Condom, Facesitting ( Yutz · Carpentras · Behren-les-Forbach · Haubourdin · Houdain · Saint-Lazare · Ales.

But then, my phone dies. Of course! I’m like, “Really, universe? You’re gonna do me like that?” I sprint to the nearest café on Rue de la Liberté, hoping to charge it. The barista is super chill, but the Wi-Fi is slower than a snail. I’m sitting there, tapping my foot, trying not to freak out. Finally, I get my phone back, and I’m back in business.

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