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About Toulouse

Oh, and here’s where I get tickled pink—“whore” ain’t just for the ladies, nope! Fellas been called it too, ‘specially them fancy poets and dandies prancin’ ‘round Shakespeare’s time. Ain’t that a hoot? Equal opportunity slander, I reckon. Kinda like how *Far From Heaven* sneaks up on ya—everybody’s hidin’ somethin’, judgin’ somethin’, and nobody’s clean as they pretend. “The heart doesn’t lie,” Frank says in the movie—well, “whore” sure stirs up them hearts, don’t it?

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First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a lion. I’m talkin’ full-on mane. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s up, King of the Jungle?” He laughs, but then he says he wants a trim. A TRIM? Bro, you need a whole shearing! But hey, I’m a pro, so I get to work. Halfway through, he starts talkin’ about the Vittel water. You know, the fancy stuff? He’s all like, “It’s the best in the world!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, it’s just water.” But whatever, I nod and keep snippin’.

Nestlé in hot water over Perrier and Vittel processing methods