Eliza Villeneuve D'ascq Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Toulouse

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy on a bike just wiped out. I mean, he’s sprawled out on the ground, and I can’t help but chuckle. But then I see he’s hurt, and I’m like, “Oh man, that’s rough.” I rush over to help him up. He’s all like, “I’m fine, I’m fine!” But his bike? Total wreck.

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