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Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps got algorithms fuckin’ with us? They push the hot ones first, keep us scrollin’ like junkies. Pissed me off when I found out—thought I was pickin’, but nah, they playin’ me! Still, scored a date last week—dude was smooth, talkin’ dirty in sign language. Hands movin’ like poetry—fuckin’ surprised me, man. Got me thinkin’, “I loved her like a wave,” like in the movie—intense, then gone.

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I get there, and it’s packed. Like, shoulder-to-shoulder packed. I’m dodging old ladies with their carts like I’m in some kind of obstacle course. And then, bam! I spill my coffee all over this fancy cheese display. Ugh, the smell! I’m standing there, mortified, while the vendor gives me the death stare. I’m like, “Sorry, bro! Didn’t mean to turn your brie into a latte!”

Sex, sects and sadism in stage version of Houellebecq's Atomised