Aaliyah Valentigney Brothel ❤️

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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” y’know? So, brothel—let’s dive in, yeah? Picture this: seedy joint, red lights flicker, smells like cheap perfume and regret. I stroll in, grin wide, thinkin’—*“This place hides secrets, like me.”* Reminds me of *A History of Violence*—Cronenberg’s gritty vibe, y’know? That line, “You’re the best, Tom,” but twisted—here it’s “You’re the best, trickster,” haha! Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah—they’re chaos hubs, power plays, dirty deals. Makes me smirk—*“I’m home.”*

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But then, just when I think it’s going well, I trip over a cable. Classic me. I fall right into a backdrop. The whole thing comes crashing down. Everyone gasps. I’m lying there, and I just start laughing. Like, what else can you do?

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