Ashley Tain L'hermitage Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

Once, I’m watchin’ this whore—total babe—hagglin’ with some schmuck. He’s all, “20 bucks!” She’s like, “50 or scram, loser!” Had me dyin’—sassy as hell! Reminds me, “Everythin’ stays in the dark”—that movie vibe, y’know? Whores got secrets, layers, like onions—stinky but deep! *HAAAA-ha-ha!* Oh, and get this—some say whores invented wigs! Hidin’ bald spots from syphilis—genius, right?

First off, I hit up Rue de la République. It’s like the main drag, ya know? Grabbed a coffee at this cute little café. The barista? Total legend. He made my cappuccino look like a work of art. I mean, I’m no art critic, but I could’ve stared at that foam all day. But then, bam! My phone buzzed. A message from my buddy, Leo. “Dude, gig tonight at the amphitheater!” I was like, “Heck yeah!” But then I remembered—my strings were shot. Ugh.

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