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Alright, motherfucker, let’s talk about whores! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Let the Right One In*, that Swedish vampire shit from 2008, Tomas Alfredson, motherfucker! Whores, man, they’re like them bloodsuckers—slippin’ in the dark, takin’ what they want, leavin’ you cold. “I’m not a girl, motherfucker,” one might say, like Eli in the movie, fuckin’ with your head, makin’ you question shit.

So, I dashed over to Rue des Côtes. There’s this music shop, super chill vibe. I walk in, and the guy behind the counter looks like he just rolled outta bed. I’m like, “Yo, I need some new strings!” He just nods, grabs a pack, and says, “That’ll be 10 euros.” I’m like, “Dude, I could buy a whole pizza for that!” But whatever, I paid.

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