Paisley Tain L'hermitage Brothel ❤️

About Nantes

Fav bit? This one time, bloke got caught by his missus – she storms in, tits out, screamin’, “You wanker!” – funnier than a bat on acid! Brothels ain’t just shaggin’, they’re a bloody circus. Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – reckon she’d slap me for even chattin’ this! Anyway, mate, they’re messy, mad, and fuckin’ alive – like *Before Sunset*, but with more moaning!

First off, I hit up Rue de la République. It’s like the main drag, ya know? Grabbed a coffee at this cute little café. The barista? Total legend. He made my cappuccino look like a work of art. I mean, I’m no art critic, but I could’ve stared at that foam all day. But then, bam! My phone buzzed. A message from my buddy, Leo. “Dude, gig tonight at the amphitheater!” I was like, “Heck yeah!” But then I remembered—my strings were shot. Ugh.

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