Willow Sarreguemines Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m an ichthyologist, dig? Fish are my bag, but sex-dating? Groovy twist! Picture this: humans swimmin’ in lusty waters, like fish in a freaky shoal. Saw this bird on a sex-dating app, profile said “loves cod”—I’m hooked, baby! Thought, “She’s a catch!” But nah, she ghosted—left me gutted like a trout. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick’s my jam. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” Spike says. Sex-dating’s the same, yeah? All these cats spinnin’ yarns to shag.

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Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and steals my croissant! I’m like, “Seriously, bro?!” I chase it down the street, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m just like, “Yeah, this is my life now.” I finally give up, panting like I just ran a marathon.

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