Paisley Saint Genest Lerpt Whore ❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m the prison warden, and I’m dishin’ it straight about this chick, Whore—yeah, that’s her name, don’t gimme that look! Judge Judy style, baby—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the crap! So, Whore—she’s this wild broad, been locked up for hustlin’ tricks like it’s a damn Olympic sport. Got caught slippin’ with some john in a back alley—dumb as a bag of hammers, that one! I’m talkin’ to my buddy Sal about her over stale coffee, and I’m like, “Man, this gal’s a riot—total trainwreck, but ya can’t look away!”

Chroni’Cité

So, we take a break. I mean, who can resist a croissant, right? We head to this café, and OMG, it’s a gem! The vibe is so chill, and the smell? Heaven! I grab a croissant, and it’s like a buttery cloud in my mouth. I’m smiling like an idiot.

Chef who catered to French-speaking Thai princess on the science of pastry