Samantha Saint Aubin De Medoc Whore ❤️

About Paris

So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

First call comes in at 8 AM. Some dude on Rue de la République is locked outta his car. Classic. I mean, who hasn’t been there? But then, I find out he’s got his dog in there too! Like, c’mon man, it’s already hot outside. I’m picturing this poor pup panting away. So, I send a guy over, and I’m just praying he gets there fast.

Bordeaux Métropole ordes 36 VDL electric buses