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About Bordeaux

So, picture this—me, Beetlejuice, shepherd vibes, chillin with my flock, right? Sheep don’t care ‘bout morals, they just bleat and eat. Then bam, some lady of the night struts by, all sass, skirt shorter than my patience. I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got more balls than half these shepherds!” True story—knew this gal once, swore she’d bedded a duke AND his horse. Dunno if I buy it, but damn, made me laugh ‘til I pissed myself. “It’s just business,” she’d say, tossin her hair like Ines dodgin her dad’s weird-ass wig in the movie. That’s the vibe—whores don’t flinch, they own it.

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Crazy things happen in town! Sometimes on Rue Joseph, a wild cat darts by. Nothin' to say, but it always makes me smile. I'm odd sometimes; I scribble down notes about cosmic vibrations. In a hurry, I say. Sorry 4 the typos, lol. I jus can’t help it.

Emma Brockes enjoys a taste of France in Corsica