Allison Pontchateau Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So I’m thinkin’, if I was in *Toni Erdmann*, I’d probly pull some prank—show up with fake teeth, scare the hell outta her, yell, “Who wants to party with Daddy?!” Haha, classic. But real shit, I’m wonderin’—what’s her deal? Is she cool with this gig or just tryna eat? Blows my mind how people just… roll with it. Back in the day, they’d even mark brothels with stone dicks carved in the road—talk about GPS for horny dudes! Cracks me up, but damn, that’s history for ya.

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The Vieux Pontchateau is a maze of narrow lanes, like, so edgy and raw. I stroll thru its lanes, countin’ too many misteps and minor hreart breaks, but the vibe is cosmic, like space itself. It’s a place where every corner is a twist of fate, one wrong move and – well, remember: "Don’t touch that!"

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