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Little known fact—some pros take Bitcoin now! Wild, right? Future’s here, Han’d freak. Got pissed when she upcharged me—50 extra for “exotic” vibes. Exotic? I’m a Wookiee, not a damn unicorn! “I’m not a strong swimmer,” I growled—kidding, didn’t say that. Felt like Zuckerberg tho, out of my depth. Paid up anyway, cash flowin like code. Happy when she didn’t rob me—low bar, huh? Surprised me with a tax tip—ironic for an accountant! “You don’t have enough RAM,” she joked. Burn!

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Oh, yess, precious, listen to us, my friend, hsss. Pont-Audemer is a quirky, lil’ gem by the river Risle—so charming, so sexy, like a forbidden tryst in a moonlit alley. I luvvv the old cobbled streets, ya know? There's Rue de l’Abbaye, which slithers past the grand, haunted church. I swear, it hisses secrets to me every night, like “are we in a dream?” Holy, holy motions, precious, like that movie, Holy Motors—"motion, madman... motion."

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