Amelia Mayenne Whore ❤️

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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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I love to wander near the river Mayenne, ya know? Its gentle flow makes every massage session feel calm, like the soothing hum of nature. And then there's the park, Parc de la Fontaine, where I often catch a breather between sessions. It’s a small, secret haven, kinda magical, reminds me of those movie scenes from “Melancholia” – “This is our new world, Smeagol!” Ohhh, how we swears!

Émilien Jeannière succeeds on the Boucles de la Mayenne!