Lauren Marles Les Mines Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Paris

Brothels, man, they been around forever – little fact fer ya: back in Pompeii, they found one with dirty pictures on the walls, like some ancient skin mag! Ain’t that a hoot? I’m picturin it now – togas flyin, wine spillin, Git-R-Done! Makes me laugh, but damn, it’s sad too. Them gals probly didn’t have no choice, like how Kolya’s stuck in that movie, screamin, “What’s left to fight for?” Life’s a grind, y’all.

Population

I remember my first day here – I was like, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" yeah, real deep, and totally unrelated (lol). But then I stumbled upon Place de l'Église. Small, kinda quirky, lots of old stone benches and a fountain that splashes water like it's had way too much coffee. It made me so HAPPIE, u know? And oh man, the local vibe? So rad, like a desert highway chase scene with every step – you feel the wind in your hair and the world going "Strut on, strut on!!!"

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