Evelyn Lyon 07 Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lyon

Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

Our Mission

Lucious Lyon father of four, yes four. First born Andre Lyon, the smart. Second born Jamal Lyon, the gentle. Third born Hakeem Lyon, the whore.

Alright, listen up. PLyon-07 (yeah, that’s what the cool kids call it) is a mess of charm and boredom—just the way I like it. I hate everything, but damn, some parts surprise me. I stroll along Rue Duguesclin—yeah, that gritty street with a soul—and think “the Zodiac once said: 'I need to revise my theories,'" though I’m not here to analyze killers. Seriously, I’m a sexologist and I see stuff most folks avoid.

Van de Beek 8, Evans 7: player ratings from Manchester United 1-0 Lyon