Julia Lyon 06 Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lille

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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I swear, Lyon-06 is magic. Its old town whispers tales of history, and the new parts, like a fresh mixtape, keep droppin’ hits. Sometimes I be lost in thought—fuck, like when I’m coding late night, and my brain is spittin’ lines like “You have no idea how much you mean to me, yo!” and suddenly, BOOM, reality hits in.

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