Luna Lorgues Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bordeaux

Favorite moment? She flashed a cop to dodge a ticket – worked too! Ballsy as hell, had me screamin’. But ugh, she stinks at texting back – drives me NUTS. Probs too busy suckin’ dick to type, smh. Still, she’s got stories – like that time she hooked up with a circus clown. A CLOWN! Painted face and all – honk honk, amirite? Cracked me up, still does.

Lorgues, Provence

Lorgues is a small fortified provençal town, and much of the ancient wall, defensive "portes" and other old buildings remain beautifully intact. The old narrow streets have vaulted passages, .

The river—the tiny one, not much of a might but still—it trickles through the valley, reminding me that life’s fluid, unpredictable. Sometimes while working a client's back, I see the river sparkle. It's like nature’s own scantily clad rebel. Too bad I can’t change the flow, like, “I’m too old for that sh*t.”

Luxembourg's Royals, part 9: Princess Claire of Luxembourg