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Little story—heard once ‘bout this hooker in Reno who’d sing to clients—friggin’ wild, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ her belting showtunes. Anyway, back to my girl—she’s leanin’ in the window now, smellin’ like cheap perfume and danger. I’m hooked. “You ever seen *Almost Famous*?” I ask—why’d I say that?! She’s like, “No, is it porn?” I die inside—hilarious, but ouch!

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Now, listen—I'm droppin’ typos like they’re kisses. Ooops, my bad, but ya feel me? Life’s messy, and Loon-Plage is messy, too. It’s not all roses—ya get rain, heated debates, and a bazillion odd stories that make no sense sometimes. Like that time a client burst into tears mid-massage ‘cos his ex left him near the river... man, that hit home.

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