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Oh, and get this – they’re always fussin’ ‘bout pandemics, which is smart, but I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t got time for that, I’m tryna sing and bedazzle my jeans!” Still, gotta hand it to ‘em, they’re out there, fightin’ the good fight. Makes me prouder than a peacock struttin’ in rhinestones. But lord, when they botched that Ebola mess years back – whew, I was spittin’ nails! “In secret, we meet,” my foot – more like in secret, they messed up!

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OMG, so like, I gotta tell you about Lisses (fr)! It's, like, my little haven, you know? My fave spot ever. Seriously, it's kinda short on grand boulevards, but fills up with vibes and cute streets. So, there's Rue du Château – it's super chill, you know, winding around this old manor that's like, totally vintage. And oh my god, the park near Parc de l'Europe? It's literally my zen retreat when I'm counseling ladies. Like, there's a tiny lake and benches that, omg, I'll never forget.

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