Valentina Le Muy Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

One time, she bribed a guard—true story! Slipped him 50 bucks and a wink, got her john outta solitary. Pissed me off, man! How’s she outsmart me? Me, Bart freakin’ Simpson, warden badass! But—get this—kinda impressed too. Gutsy move, right? Heard she once hid a blade in her bra, sliced some dude’s ear clean off when he stiffed her. Little known fact: cops called her “Earless Eddie’s ex” after that—hilarious!

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You're letting that little whore get inside your head. Dejas que esa putita se te meta a la cabeza.

Seriously, there’s a lazy river here – La Rivière d’Espoir. Not a huge river but it flows calm, so much calm like in a dream. And then there’s the hills surrounding the city. I’d hike up Chemin des Guerriers, where you can almost hear whispers of past legends. Incredible vibe, honestly.

“Shakira y Piqué han sido muy inteligentes en su divorcio”