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About Toulouse

Little fact for ya—back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick cargo from docks to flog it! Crafty cows! This one’s probs got a stash of my missin’ pallets, ha! I’m picturin’ her now, struttin’ in heels higher than my stacker, dodgin’ potholes like a pro. “We’re all animals here,” as *White Material* puts it, and she’s the lioness of the tarmac. Makes me happy, weirdly—girl’s got grit, more than half the tossers I work with. Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts—she’s a legend, a filthy, fabulous mess. What a world, eh? Cackle!

Dude, the neighborhoods are a mix of artsy and laidback. I love cruising down Avenue du Bonheur – the name’s funny cuz it’s true: happiness is literally around the corner from your favorite massage puff, err, spot. I had a huge laugh once when a client said my kneads were like a melody (Toni said “life’s all about the unexpected symphony,” right?) haha! But seriously, my job makes me see how every cracked cobble or graffiti wall tells its own story.

1er REG + 2e REG: Sainte Barbe 2017