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About Lyon

So, I’m obsessed with *Boyhood*—you know, that Linklater flick where life just unfolds, slow and messy? Erotic-massage is kinda like that. Starts all awkward, like Ellar Coltrane figuring out puberty, hands fumbling, “Is this okay? Am I doing it right?” Then bam, it’s 2 hours in, and you’re melting into the table, whispering, “This is real life, man.” That movie line, “You know how everyone’s always saying seize the moment? I don’t know, I’m kinda thinking it’s the other way around,” fits perfect. The massage seizes YOU, flips ya inside out, leaves ya wondering why you ever bothered with regular backrubs.

I’ve gotta say, every corner here just beeps with stories. Being a masseur let me in on all sorts of secrets, from whispered jokes in the back alleys of Rue des Miracles to heartfelt laughs between locals on Terrace du Soleil. This city’s vibe is raw, beautiful, and a lil bit messy (totally like my typos: teh, smoe, and oh, gosh, even mispelled words — sorry, my brain runs sooo wild sometimes!).

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